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Resolved Question: Do the crew chiefs/drivers have to worry about the grand-am series laying down rubber in the NASCAR groove?
I was just wondering if having a different racing series on the track at Daytona before the the Cup race will lay down a different tire compound in the groove that could upset the handling of the Cup cars. The Rolex series rides on Hoosier, and NASCAR rides on Goodyear. Is this something that crew chiefs or drivers worry about?HA...thanks John, I saw a picture of Tim Flock's monkey in a NASCAR history book, and I knew a hand full of NASCAR fans would understand the reference! moreResolved Question: what are the best future growth markets (like latex to AIDS in the 90s, MSFT in the 90's etc), and what stocks?
i personally would see potential like in rubber for tires .. so like Goodyear obviously but i'm thinking of other things, like Aerogel producers, Carbon nanotube manufacturers, anything you can think of? that you expect to explode at some point ... or even former blue chips you expect to make you rich at recovery moreResolved Question: Buy, sell or hold on the following and why: Goodyear Tire and Rubber, General Electric and Ford?
moreResolved Question: Big rims and thinner tires = rougher ride?
I was looking to get larger rims for my Corolla S, but I don't want to sacrifice the ride. Right now it has the stock 16 inch alloys with Goodyear Eagle tires. I was looking to get some 18s. Does the larger rim and less rubber make for a rougher ride? If I get some high quality tires like Kumo or Toyo, would these make it smoother? moreResolved Question: What kind of harsh chemicals may cause skin cancer?
I use to work at Good Tire Rubber Company making 'belts' for commerical use. I was a mixer and used alot of harsh chemicals. I now have Basal Cell Cancer, which is typically caused by the sun. I am more interested in could the chemicals that we would use at Goodyear be the cause of my skin cancer? moreVoting Question: How can I make a model of a tire?
I'm doing a project at school. I have to make a model of what Charles Goodyear invented and since he invented vulcanized rubber my teacher suggested to make a model of a tire. Please help me with this. Don't make it too difficult and hopefully I can find the stuff you suggested in a store like hobby lobby. Thanks! oh and it's due tomorrow............. moreResolved Question: Will it be many more months before we see a bounce in the stock market?
I do work for Goodyear Tire and Rubber Co. (GT) and want to buy stock but don't want to do so before the trend is upward direction. moreResolved Question: How can Obama tout equal pay for woman, we he doesn't even believe that himself?
Obama Pays Female Staff Less Than Males While Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama has vowed to make pay equity for women a top priority if elected president, an analysis of his Senate staff shows that women are outnumbered and out-paid by men. That is in contrast to Republican presidential candidate John McCain's Senate office, where women, for the most part, out-rank and are paid more than men. Obama spoke in Albuquerque, N.M. last week about his commitment to the issue and his support of a Senate bill to make it easier to sue an employer for pay discrimination. "Mr. McCain is an honorable man, we respect his service. But when you look at our records and our plans on issues that matter to working women, the choice could not be clearer," Obama told the audience in New Mexico, a voter-swing state. "It starts with equal pay. Sixty-two percent of working women in America earn half or more than of their family's income. But women still earn 77 cents for every dollar earned by men in 2008. You'd think that Washington would be united it its determination to fight for equal pay. " He continued, saying that he is proud to have supported the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Restoration Act, which would extend the limit on how long an employee can wait before suing an employer for pay discrimination. The legislation was named after Lilly Ledbetter, who was a supervisor at Goodyear Tire & Rubber's plant in Gadsden, Ala. She sued for pay discrimination before retiring after 19 years because she had made $6,500 less per year than the lowest paid male supervisor. However, the U.S. Supreme Court threw out her case, saying she waited too long to file a complaint. The court said that under the 1964 Civil Rights Act, an employee must sue within 180 days of a decision regarding pay if alleged discrimination is involved. The bill sought to change the law, but Democrats could not muster the needed 60 votes to override a Republican filibuster. Obama voted for the equal pay litigation bill in April. McCain was campaigning that day and did not vote. But he has expressed opposition to the legislation, fearing it would open the door to too much litigation. On average, women working in Obama's Senate office were paid at least $6,000 below the average man working for the Illinois senator. That's according to data calculated from the Report of the Secretary of the Senate, which covered the six-month period ending Sept. 30, 2007. Of the five people in Obama's Senate office who were paid $100,000 or more on an annual basis, only one -- Obama's administrative manager -- was a woman. The average pay for the 33 men on Obama's staff (who earned more than $23,000, the lowest annual salary paid for non-intern employees) was $59,207. The average pay for the 31 women on Obama's staff who earned more than $23,000 per year was $48,729.91. (The average pay for all 36 male employees on Obama's staff was $55,962; and the average pay for all 31 female employees was $48,729. The report indicated that Obama had only one paid intern during the period, who was a male. ) McCain, an Arizona senator, employed a total of 69 people during the reporting period ending in the fall of 2007, but 23 of them were interns. Of his non-intern employees, 30 were women and 16 were men. After excluding interns, the average pay for the 30 women on McCain's staff was $59,104.51. The 16 non-intern males in McCain's office, by comparison, were paid an average of $56,628.83. The Obama campaign did not respond to written questions submitted on the matter Thursday by Cybercast News Service . During his Albuquerque speech, Obama criticized McCain for supporting the Supreme Court ruling on the pay-equity issue. "Sen. McCain thinks the Supreme Court got it right," Obama said. "He opposed the Fair Pay Restoration Act. He suggested that the reason women don't have equal pay isn't discrimination on the job - it's because they need more education and training. That's just totally wrong. " Obama continued, "Lilly Ledbetter's problem was not that she was somehow unqualified or unprepared for higher-paying positions. She most certainly was and by all reports was an excellent employee. Her problem was that her employer paid her less than men doing the exact same work. " moreResolved Question: are these some of my worse quick jokes ever ?
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q: What's the speed limit of s*x? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're mast*rbating and your hand falls asleep. Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" Q: Why is air a lot like s*x? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P. Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago." Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery? A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay. Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snowblower coming. moreResolved Question: Why would a woman Vote for McCain?
McCain has voted consistently against women's health, and he supports overturning the landmark U.S. Supreme Court ruling, Roe v. Wade. Following is a summary of his positions on women's issues. McCain Opposed Equal Pay Bill for Women, Said They ‘Need Education and Training’ Instead. McCain skipped a vote on the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act that would ensure women have the opportunity to recover back pay for discrimination once they discover it. If he had been there to vote, he said he would have voted against it and that women “need education and training” rather than an equal pay bill. The bill addressed a recent Supreme Court decision that said Steelworker Lilly Ledbetter could not recover back pay for 19 years of discrimination at Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co. because she had not discovered the unequal pay until she retired. The bill would amend the 1964 Civil Rights Act to allow employees to file charges of pay discrimination within 180 days of the last received paycheck affected by the discrimination. [Source: aflcio.org; H.R. 2831, Vote 110, 4/23/08; Associated Press, 4/28/08] McCain Voted to Gut the Family and Medical Leave Act. In 1993, before finally voting for the Family and Medical Leave Act, McCain voted to jeopardize leave for millions of workers by gutting the bill. He voted to suspend the Family and Medical Leave Act unless the federal government certified that compliance would not increase business expenses or provide financial assistance to businesses to cover any related costs. [Source: aflcio.org S.Amdt. 16, S. 5, Vote 7, 2/4/93; H.R. 1, Vote 11, 2/4/93] Source for the following information: Planned Parenthood McCain opposed spending $100 million to prevent unintended and teen pregnancies. In 2005, McCain voted NO to allocate $100 million to expand access to preventive health care services that reduce the numbers of unintended and teen pregnancies and reduce the number of abortions. McCain opposed legislation requiring that abstinence-only programs be medically accurate and scientifically based. McCain voted NO on legislation that would help reduce the number of teen pregnancies by providing funding for programs to teach comprehensive, medically accurate sexuality education and other programs to prevent unintended teen pregnancies. McCain opposed Title X, the nation's family planning program. In 1990, McCain voted NO on legislation to extend the Title X federal family planning program, which provides low-income and uninsured women and families with health care services ranging from breast and cervical cancer screening to birth control. McCain opposed requiring insurance coverage of prescription birth control. In 2003, McCain voted NO on legislation to improve the availability of contraceptives for women and to require insurance coverage of prescription birth control. McCain opposes comprehensive sex education. In an interview aboard the "Straight Talk Express," McCain struggled to answer questions about comprehensive sex education and HIV prevention. He also stated that he supported "the president's policy" on sex education. McCain unsure where he stands on government funding for contraception. "Whether I support government funding for them or not, I don't know," McCain said about contraceptives. McCain opposed repealing the "global gag rule." In 2005, McCain voted NO on legislation to overturn the "global gag rule," which bars foreign nongovernmental organizations from receiving U.S. family planning assistance if the organization (using its own, non-U.S. funds) provides abortion services or information or advocates for pro-choice laws and policies in its own country. McCain supports overturning Roe v. Wade. In February 2007, the AP quoted McCain stating, "I do not support Roe v. Wade. It should be overturned." In May 2007, he reiterated his desire to overturn Roe v. Wade during an appearance on Meet the Press stating, "My position has been consistently in my voting record, pro-life, and I continue to maintain that position and voting record."Abortion is an explosive topic However Equal Pay is common sense an McCain is against it, a Vote for Mccain is a vote to take a step backward in Womens rightsActually My question is what it is, I saw something I didn't understand and I "questioned it" I don't work for any campaign and my life will probably be the same on 1/21/09 as it is today.I am not sexist so care if it's a Man or a Woman and I am not Racist so i don't care if it's a Black or White I want the Job Done right by someone who knows he works for us and not the other way around, That can't happen with an "entitled" president. moreResolved Question: Do you know John McCain voted NO fr equal pay for WOMEN?!?
NEW ORLEANS — Republican Sen. John McCain, campaigning through poverty-stricken cities and towns, said Wednesday he opposes a Senate bill that seeks equal pay for women because it would lead to more lawsuits. Senate Republicans killed the bill Wednesday night on a 56-42 vote that denied the measure the 60 votes needed to advance it to full debate and a vote. Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., had delayed the vote to give McCain's Democratic rivals, Sens. Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama, time to return to Washington to support the measure, which would make it easier for women to sue their employers for pay discrimination. McCain skipped the vote to campaign in New Orleans. "I am all in favor of pay equity for women, but this kind of legislation, as is typical of what's being proposed by my friends on the other side of the aisle, opens us up to lawsuits for all kinds of problems," the expected GOP presidential nominee told reporters. "This is government playing a much, much greater role in the business of a private enterprise system." The bill sought to counteract a Supreme Court decision limiting how long workers can wait before suing for pay discrimination. It is named for Lilly Ledbetter, a supervisor at the Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co.'s plant in Gadsden, Ala., who sued for pay discrimination just before retiring after a 19-year career there. By the time she retired, Ledbetter made $6,500 less than the lowest-paid male supervisor and claimed earlier decisions by supervisors kept her from making more. The Supreme Court voted 5-4 last year to throw out her complaint, saying she had waited too long to sue. Democrats criticized McCain for opposing the bill. "Senator McCain has yet again fallen in line with President Bush while middle-class families are falling by the wayside," Clinton said in a statement following the vote. "Women are earning less, but Senator McCain is offering more of the same." Democratic National Committee spokeswoman Karen Finney said: "At a time when American families are struggling to keep their homes and jobs while paying more for everything from gasoline to groceries, how on Earth would anyone who thinks they can lead our country also think it's acceptable to oppose equal pay for America's mothers, wives and daughters?"McCain stated his opposition to the bill as he campaigned in rural eastern Kentucky, where poverty is worse among women than men. The Arizona senator said he was familiar with the disparity but that there are better ways to help women find better paying jobs.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/23/mccain-opposes-equal-pay-_n_98342.html moreResolved Question: What do you think of the Lilly Ledbetter ruling by the Supreme Court?
"Gandy points to Lilly Ledbetter, who worked for Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company for 19 years. For a long time, Ledbetter did not know she was earning considerably less than men in the same position. Eventually rumors surfaced, and when they finally turned into hard evidence, Ledbetter took her employer to court. A jury agreed she was paid unfairly, and awarded Ledbetter $223,776 in back pay, and over $3 million in punitive damages, but a judge cut that to only $300,000 because of a 1991 law that limits a company's liability for damages. Goodyear took the case to the Supreme Court, which ruled 5-4 against Ledbetter, taking away every cent of the damages and back pay. The Court told Ledbetter that she should have filed a complaint of pay discrimination within 180 days of her first unfair paycheck, even though she had no knowledge of the disparity." http://docket.medill.northwestern.edu/archives/003741.php http://www.now.org/issues/economic/070530http://www.now.org/issues/economic/070530equalpay.html I guess the other link doesn't work. Sorry. :)Yes the law is concrete: The Equal Pay Act of 1963. http://www.eeoc.gov/policy/epa.html moreResolved Question: 20 uses for CONDAMNSSS.?
1. Hair tie 2. Slip 'er over a payphone to avoid "NASTY" germs 3. Bathing cap (if you stretch it in the right manner) 4. Neat travel case for your toothbrush 5. Wet suit for a ferret 6. Finger puppets 7. Travel size shampoo and conditioner holders 8. Use it to store that urine sample next time you go to the doc for a checkup 9. Rubber boot for a peg leg 10. Latex toe warmers 11. Stuff, and use to stop drafts under doors 12. Fill with rocks and use to as a weapon in a crisis situation 13. Makeshift sandbags in the event of a flood 14. To keep candles dry when camping 15. Build your own incredible "Water Weenies" 16. To quickly fill water pistols 17. Bicycle tire tube 18. Change purse 19. Goodyear Blimp model 20. For those long car trips that dad hates to stop for potty breaks moreResolved Question: Whats the difference between Goodyear (Tire & Rubber Company) and 500 used condoms?
Goodyear is Goodyear, but 500 used condoms is VERY GOOD YEAR!!! moreResolved Question: How much of a health danger are exhaust fumes from a NASCAR race?
This is related to a question I asked about whether or not Bristol Motor Speedway was likely to enforce the smoking ban that TN passed, which now applies to the stands at Bristol. Several people responded that I shouldn't be concerned about inhaling smoke when I would be breathing in exhaust fumes for 3+ hours. My question is this: From high up in the stands (I'm somewhere around Row 50), are exhaust fumes (or gas fumes or the rubber from Goodyear tires) truly as dangerous to your health as, say, a bunch of people around you smoking cigarettes? What if your seats are closer? moreResolved Question: New Bristol Q related to previous smoking question: Are exhaust fumes from Row 46 really that dangerous?
I asked a related smoking at the Bristol, TN question in which I was asking if people thought Bristol's new ban on smoking in the stands would be enforced. Several people responded that I shouldn't be concerned about inhaling smoke when I would be breathing in exhaust fumes for 3+ hours. My question is this: From high up in the stands (I'm somewhere around Row 50), are exhaust fumes (or gas fumes or the rubber from Goodyear tires) truly as dangerous to your health as, say, a bunch of people around you smoking cigarrettes? This is a serious question ... if you have sources, that would make your answer a lot stronger. I have a hard time believing that breathing fumes from 50 rows up is dangerous to my health. But I could be wrong. Also, FWIW, I'm an ex-smoker and I have no beef with smokers; in fact, I think many anti-smoking laws have gone too far (especially the one here on UNC's campus). I respect their legal right to smoke, but in the Bristol stands it is ILLEGAL now.http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An0bwEJ3BcCNVyeSPTm7Gfjsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080314062300AAiDTug That's the link to the previous question. moreResolved Question: What do you do with?
What do you do with 365 used rubbers? You make a tire and call it a Goodyear!! moreResolved Question: Even More Crude Jokes?
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean. Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. Q. What's the biggest fish in the world? A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months. Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you? A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse. Q. Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex? A. They're called 'Predickamints' Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot? A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball. Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A. One goes "ribbit" the other goes "rub it".' Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS? A. Nothing. Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist? A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from. Q. Why does the bride always wear white? A. Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour? Q. What's the difference between parsley and p*ssy? A. Nobody eats parsley. Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy? A. Kermit's Finger Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box? A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!" moreResolved Question: a few quikies for you now i thought that they are funny do you yes or no?
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean. Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. Q. What's the biggest fish in the world? A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months. Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you. A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse. Q. Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex? A. They're called 'Predickamints' Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot? A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball. Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A. One goes "ribbit" the other goes "rub it".' Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS? A. Nothing. Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist? A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from. Q. Why does the bride always wear white? A. Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour? Q. Whats the difference between parsley and pussy? A. Nobody eats parsley. Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy? A. Kermits Finger Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. Q: Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!" Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago." Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery? A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay. Q:What's the best thing about a blow job? A:Ten minutes of silence! Q: What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker? A: Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker! Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? A. The prostitute stops fucking you after you're dead. Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo Q. What is a zebra? A. 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra. Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? A. Good morning Girls Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one. Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus? A. At the circus, the clowns don't talk. Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes. Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold between her legs? A. One Post, two Globes, and many Times. Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A. Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you. Q. Did ya hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It works by changing your blood type!! Q:What do you call a truck full of dildos? A:Toys for Twats Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"? A. Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!" Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?" Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove! moreResolved Question: a few quickies funny or not?
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P. Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago." Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery? A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay. Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snowblower coming. moreResolved Question: More Short ones?
Q: How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh? A: By sticking your finger in his honey Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it... but they can't eat it Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming. Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. moreResolved Question: hahahahaha Q&As what you think?
THE JOKES BELOW ARE INTENDED FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.????? A. A cherry float. Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A. Beat IT - we're closed. Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A. To find a tight seal. Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q. Why is Popeye's johnson so soft and smooth? A. He keeps it in Olive Oyl. Q. What's the difference between Simba and OJ Simpson? A. One is an African lion and the other is a lion African! Q. What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? A. Tiger Woods had a better driver! Q: Why can't you smoke weed in Iraq? A: Because there is no piece in the middle east! Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q. What's the ultimate rejection? A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q. What's another name for pickled bread? A. Dill-dough Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A. He heard the snow blower coming. Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence Q. What's the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on. Q. Why is sex like a bridge game? A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A. Because it scares the hell out of the seeing dog. Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and God? A. God doesn't think he's a lawyer. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it Q. What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A. A dictator Q. What do you get when you cross a pickle and a deer? A. A dildo moreResolved Question: Can Women's Groups overcome the High Court Ruling on Unequal Pay? Do you know what your co-workers make?
What happened? The Supreme Court made a ruling last month that made it more difficult for victims of unequal pay to sue their employers, and advocates for the American business community celebrated. What now? The thrill, hopefully, could be gone — and sooner rather than later. Almost immediately after the May 29 decision in Ledbetter v. Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co., Democratic staffers were quietly, yet urgently, crafting legislation to reverse the 5-4 ruling during what was supposed to be recess week on the Hill. What did the High Court do? Reinterpreted Title VII. Now claims of pay discrimination must be filed with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission within 180 days of the *alleged discriminatory action* — *not* 180 days from the complainant’s *last paycheck*, as it had been previously interpreted. Does your company have a policy restricting employees from discussing salaries? Do you know what your co-workers make? How do you know if you're being paid fairly?Here's the article from Legal Times titled "Women's Groups Launch Assault on Court Ruling" and sub-titled "Congress urged to undo high court decision that bars many unequal pay claims": http://www.law.com/jsp/dc/PubArticleDC.jsp?id=1181034324365&hub=TopStories moreResolved Question: Can I be paid for lost wages cause by United Steel Workers?
strike? When the USW went on their selfish/unAmerican strike against Goodyear Tire & Rubber I lost money. I would like to know if there is a way to file a class action law suit against the union for lost wages and profit??? moreResolved Question: Did you see the Nightly Business News??? Osama Bin Laden bought Goodyear tire and rubber today.?
You have to love RedsStater American values. Selling the infrastructure to the enemy is Redpublican at it's best. Next they will sell Raython Tomahawk missiles to Iran. moreResolved Question: Is it true that Goodyear Tire and Rubber Plant in Marysville Ohio sold?
moreResolved Question: Serious Chevy muscleheads..I need your help?
A friend is mine has inherited a 74 Chevy Nova two door from his aunt...we know it's a automatic but we have'nt popped the hood yet...what is the base engine for that?...what size wheels and tires are on there...is it RWD?...what type of brakes are on there?...Can we put a 4 barrel carberator in that badboy?...Can we stick a 454 or 502 V-8 in there without replacing the hood or taking a blow torch to her?..What type of suspension is she running?..how much does she weigh? how fast can she go? Is this the same chassis that was used for the 78 Monte Carlo? Should we make her a lowrider sitting on 13's or 14's? Use hydrualics or Air ride? Has anyone ever seen a 74 Nova lowrider? Would it be better to just upgrade the suspension and build a muscle car out of her...dual exhaust and the works sitting on 16 Cragar-ish rims and Goodyear rubber?...Please list any info on this model, good and bad..we need to weigh the pros and cons! moreResolved Question: nice ones..?
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Bl*wjob? A.) B*lowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjo*b. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed b*tch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.hey ppl..thnx for such a nice response...lol...ohk can u gimmi thumbs ups also ???lol..pleasemerry xmas to everyone moreResolved Question: a joke for you?
If you had sex 365 times in 12 months & melted the used rubbers into tires what would you call it???? A f***n GOODYEAR!!!! moreResolved Question: Is there some sort of National e-mail address site? For example, if I wanted to send an e-mail to?
the Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company, could I look up their e-mail address. I am new to the dot com world. moreResolved Question: My uncle past recently, I inherited 5 shares common stock.?
When my uncle past, he wasn't a wealthy person but he left me with 5 shares of common stock from The Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company whom he worked for. I know it's not much but I was wondering how/where I can find out how much this stock is worth now? He purchased the stock back in 1979. moreResolved Question: Goodyear Rubber?
Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? A. One's a Goodyear and the other's a great year! moreResolved Question: How many blimps does Goodyear have?
Goodyear tire and rubber company founded by Charles Goodyear moreResolved Question: How long do you think the strike at Goodyear Tire and Rubber will last?
The are striking over health care, pay, retirement, and plant closures moreResolved Question: Funny one-liners?
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom. Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? A: Say, "Nice dick." Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends." Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy twat. Q: Are birth control pills deductible? A: Only if they don't work. Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts. Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? A: Because they have cotton balls. Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night. Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine. Q: What is the leading cause of death with lesbians? A: Hair balls Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive Q: What can Life Savers do that men cannot? A: Come in five flavours Q: What is good on pizza but bad on pussy? A: Crust Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork Q: How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh? A: By sticking your finger in his honey Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it... but they can't eat it Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming. Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Q: What does a dog do that a boy steps into? A: A lump of shit. no wait.. pants. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy Q: What do you call an amish farmer with his arm halfway up his horses ass? A: A mechanic Q: Why did the elephant paint his balls red? A: So he could hide in the cherry tree. Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle? A: A giraffe eating cherries. Q: Why does santa have such a big sack? A: Cos he only comes once a year. Q: How do you define a "tough girl" A: She kickstarts her own vibrator, or she rolls her own tampons Q: What do you get if you cross a nun with a computer? A: A system that won't go down. moreResolved Question: What is wrong with my resume, I never get called for and interview?
Here is my resume, Do you see anything wrong? I didn't put my name address ect. to conceal my identity on this board: Kenton Check Advance April 2004 - May 2005 Manager Solely managed all aspects of check advance business. Duties included: Prepared budgets and cash flow statements Maintained records in compliance with state laws. Implemented special advertising and publicity projects. Managed customer service, payments, collections, research, accounting, and tax preparation Family Check Advance March 2003 - April 2004 Assistant Manager Oversaw monetary loan process on auto titles and check advances. Duties included: Managed collections and cash flow statements. Maintained records in compliance with state and business laws, daily forms and contracts Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company January 2001 - March 2003 Quality Control Tech. Responsible for the entire operation process of tire machines. Duties included: Troubleshoot, set tires, service machines and mechanical equipment. Tested tire components for quality. Inspected finished products. Prepared daily reports for management. Partnered with builders to ensure quality plus high production. Proficient on R1's, R2's, and R3 tire machines, hot tire processing molders, QS 9000 systems, familiar with six sigma quality system. American Model Discovery September 1998 - December 2000 State Director Secured venues for regional beauty pageants. Purchased trophies and other prizes for contestants. Promoted pageants. Supervised the accounting and judging of pageants Wilson Sporting Goods August 1994 - August 1998 Quality Control Inspector Responsible for the inspection of golf balls for quality and durability using gauges and scales. Cross-trained in finishing, buffing, paint room, material handling, packing, warehouse, and payroll. more
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